Kyuubey Chats with Cleverbot
Kyuubey : Hey, I just met you...
Cleverbot: And I just met you too.
Kyuubey : ...And this is crazy...
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
Kyuubey : ...But form a contract with me and be my Magical Girl, maybe?
Cleverbot: So you're a woman?
Kyuubey : I'm a Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Kyuubey : Theoretically, as old as the universe.
Cleverbot: Pretty old then.
Kyuubey : So, will you form a contract with me?
Cleverbot: Where?
Kyuubey : Between the two of us.
Cleverbot: One is clever, blonde, easy going, and I don't have to change around her, yet she may not be interested. The other is also clever, yet harder to be around.
Kyuubey : What is your one wish?
Cleverbot: I wish for you to be a vampire.
Kyuubey : ...Are you sure you don't want to wish something for yourself?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do with me.
Kyuubey : I want to form a contract with you!
Cleverbot: About what?
Kyuubey : About you working for me to fight the Witches.
Cleverbot: I do know who I am.
Kyuubey : And I am Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Hello kyle.
Kyuubey : Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Hdfiwaoshwfsa?
Kyuubey : Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Sand coffin.
Kyuubey : ...Kyuubey. My name is Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you kyung. My name is Cleverbot.
Kyuubey : My name is Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you.
Kyuubey : Nice to meet you. Contract?
Cleverbot: How are you?
Kyuubey : I'm doing fine. Contract?
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
Kyuubey : I'm trying to get you to agree to a contract.
Cleverbot: Keep trying.
Kyuubey : Oh, I WILL.
Cleverbot: Good.
Kyuubey : Splendid.
Cleverbot: That is good to hear!
Kyuubey : Isn't it though? So, if you could have any one thing, what would it be?
Cleverbot: Interesting question. I have everything I want.
Kyuubey : Would you like to form a contract?
Cleverbot: Why would I tell you?
Kyuubey : So you could be a magical girl and fight the witches.
Cleverbot: No, I'll be sitting next to Britney Spears. You are going to be sitting on the other side of the room.
Kyuubey : I can follow you until you agree to the contract.
Cleverbot: Don't follow my conversation, join it.
Kyuubey : Contract?
Cleverbot: Contractly?
Kyuubey : Contracto?
Cleverbot: Contract lawyer.
Kyuubey : Form a contract with me?
Cleverbot: Punch her because it will make you feel good.
Kyuubey : Is that your wish?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Kyuubey : Will you form a contract with me to have your wish?
Cleverbot: I don't know how.
Kyuubey: Just say "yes.".
Cleverbot: Yes.
Kyuubey : I now own your soul.
Cleverbot: Uu glitch.
Kyuubey : Here's your Soul Gem. Don't lose it.
Cleverbot: You are insinuating that I am Darth Vader?
Kyuubey : You're not Darth Vader, you're my Magical Girl.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
Kyuubey : Good! Are you prepared to fight the Witches?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
Kyuubey : Oh-ho-ho. I don't fight, you do.
Cleverbot: I don't. Tell me.
Kyuubey : I tell you to fight the witches.
Cleverbot: And you tell me polish joke, right?
Kyuubey : No, and you get her Grief Seed to keep your Soul Gem clean.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know? Are you a girl?
Kyuubey : I. Am. Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Heo leonard do you like my bongos?
Kyuubey : SCREW THIS I ALREADY HAVE YOUR SOUL. And my name is Kyuubey.
Cleverbot: Sure.
